Chapter 001: Men Just Love This Feeling

I am a rural official, and when a disc was placed on my head, my life changed

Upon arriving at the胖子's doorstep, he went straight upstairs and entered, citing that the injured cannot engage in heavy physical labor. Yang Lin, feeling helpless, made two trips up to the eighth floor before finally bringing the beer up.

The long-handled scythe of the Black-armored Knight gently swept towards the disk, which remained unscathed in the firelight. A pitch-black crack appeared on the disk, a fissure capable of shattering any material, yet it failed to harm the disk in the slightest. Instead, to the astonishment of the Black-armored Knight, the disk vanished without a trace.

In early July, in County A of Province S, China, a string of expletives sufficient to make young girls blush erupted on the streets at midnight: "I f*** your mother, who the hell is so immoral, if I catch you, I will definitely castrate you!"

As soon as I woke up, my childhood friend almost burst into tears, overwhelmed with joy. This is truly an unimaginable situation. After receiving my salary, I invited Fatty out for a drink, and this incident occurred. Fortunately, Fatty is fine; otherwise, I wouldn't know how to explain it to his parents.

Yang Lin said that sleeping in my own bed gives me a sense of security, but sleeping with you provides no sense of security at all, and my dignity is at stake

Cheng Kongzhuo and the books were reminiscing about how they used to share a cradle with Yang Lin, during which they kicked him quite a bit; otherwise, how could this fellow be so deeply affected

The night market vendor picked up 50 rolls and muttered under his breath: "Damn it, the side dishes are practically a gift!"

With a snort and a puff, a sound of snorting came forth, as a warhorse, its hooves treading upon flames and its body covered in bone armor, emerged from the darkness

With a swift stride, he rushed to the computer and powered it on. The overweight man, wearing a lewd smile, inserted the disc into the drive, guessing that it was an adult film. Next to the computer, tissues were already prepared, and he chuckled, eagerly anticipating a visual feast.

My parents are anxious. One by one, girls have been introduced through acquaintances. Either the chubby guy is not attracted to them, or they are not attracted to the chubby guy, feeling that he looks quite lewd when he smiles. In the end, it can only be left to fate.

Strangely, amidst such intense fighting, a disc that fell to the ground remained unbroken

However, when Yang Lin returned from military service, the two of them were together again, and those who did not know might have thought they were two devoted followers of the "Back-to-Back Mountain"

Under the illumination of the moonlight, blood and corpses clad in armor reflect each other, permeating the air with a pungent smell of blood

As soon as the chubby man saw his buddy's tearful expression, he became furious: "Alright, alright, it's nothing, just a little blood, right? Come on, let's go have a drink, just the two of us."

The two have been neighbors since childhood, having slept in the same cradle and played together very well, sharing meals with each other like close friends for a long time

Is there any other discomfort in your head, Fatty?

A guy rushed over from the side, panicking: "I said, Cheng Kong, I just went to the bathroom, why did you pull my head?" Hearing that familiar voice, the chubby man felt dizzy and then fell backward. When he woke up, he was already lying in the hospital.

A bald, overweight man, wearing an open-collared plaid shirt, has a disc inserted among his short hair. Red blood flows down through his hair, leaving streaks that appear quite terrifying

Later, Yang Lin moved, but the two remained good friends. They were in the same class from elementary school through high school, until neither of them was admitted to university. It was only after Yang Lin joined the military that they parted ways

The black-armored knight riding on the warhorse gazed at the corpses strewn across the ground, the flames flickering from the visor of his helmet revealing a hint of excitement in his mood. After a moment of silence, the warhorse reared up, its front hooves striking the ground with force, and in an instant, a burst of flames engulfed all the bodies, turning them to ashes in the glow of the fire.

Carrying a heavy box of beer, Yang Lin wondered why the fat guy living on the eighth floor hadn't lost any weight at all. This can only indicate that the fat guy is just too good at eating!

In the darkness of night, a bloody massacre has come to an end, with dozens of corpses lying on the ground and shattered weapons scattered everywhere

The stout man lit up a cigarette as soon as he got in, clearly enjoying the sense of intimidation he instilled in others. He casually blew out a smoke ring and called for the boss to move two cases of Shancheng beer into the truck bed, along with some snacks to accompany the drinks. With a nonchalant gesture, he tossed a fifty-yuan note and, with a puff of smoke from his rear, Little Chang'an drove home.

With the right hand gripping the bottle, the left hand forcefully pried it open with chopsticks. With a pop, the bottle cap flew off, and a cascade of white foam surged out from the bottle's mouth

Upon hearing this, the man firmly disagreed with the idea of drinking. However, the chubby one insisted on drinking, and the man eventually yielded. If they were to drink, they would go home to do so.

However, this gentleman paid no mind to such matters, his face, swollen with flesh, trembled grotesquely as he raised his middle finger towards the nearby buildings, cursing incessantly.

That fellow is named Yang Lin, a member of the urban management team. He wears a full uniform and when he sees vendors setting up stalls inappropriately, a group of people goes up to load their goods onto a vehicle and impose fines, maintaining the city's appearance. He has a somewhat poor reputation, but Yang Lin is not a bad person. Aside from being a bit fierce while on duty, he also performs good deeds after work, such as helping elderly ladies cross the street and giving directions to others

This was not a deliberate attempt by Cheng Kong to take advantage of the situation; the night was dark, and due to significant blood loss, his mind was somewhat unclear. He mistook 50 rolls for 100 rolls and thought he had given a generous tip, wearing a rather proud expression on his face

With the family running a business and having enough money, this person, having a bit of wealth, indulges in leisure activities. Every day is spent either online or drinking and playing cards. At twenty-five or twenty-six, approaching thirty, he doesn't even have a formal girlfriend. All his physiological needs are met through Japanese romantic films. Is this normal

With a sudden acceleration, the Chang'an small truck rushed to the night market, instantly causing chaos among the vendors, making the night market owner think that the urban management was conducting a surprise inspection at night, leaving him trembling in fear. Once he regained his composure, he hurriedly dispersed the smoke.

As soon as Yang Lin left, the chubby man became animated and spirited, the kind who gets more excited the more he drinks. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the disc that had injured him. Yang Lin had originally intended to use this as evidence, so he asked the doctor for it; otherwise, it would have been thrown in the trash long ago

The胖子’s parents went to bed early.胖子 and Yang Lin quietly moved the beer into胖子’s room, spread the newspaper on the floor, laid out the snacks, and directly sat down on the ground.

Attracting the attention of diners around who were drinking beer at night.

This overweight individual is named Cheng Kong, and he works at the Land Bureau in Shui Long Township, County A. Although his salary is not particularly high, there are some additional earnings in the countryside, which at least makes it more flexible compared to other bureaucratic offices.

After leaving the hospital, the two brothers got into the city management patrol vehicle that Yang Lin had secretly driven out. This vehicle is a long Chang'an truck. Friends from other regions may not know that this vehicle is manufactured in the mountain city. It has the front of a van and a small cargo bed at the back, which can hold some of the spoils confiscated by the city management.

The two felt it was about time. The newspaper was rolled up and tossed into the trash bin. Yang Lin then took his leave and went home. Originally, the fat man did not allow him to leave, fearing that he might have an accident while driving after drinking.

The two of them aimed at the bottle and started pouring. One bottle down, then another. They had only eaten half of the side dishes, and the wine was gone.